So...I went to the chiropractor this past week against my husband's wishes. He refers to chiros as "junk doctors" and the practice as "junk medicine". I have to say that my experience was almost absolutely wonderful. I didn't realize how much stress I tend to hold in those parts of my body. I say almost because...well..I'll let you figure it out. You all know I love to relate my weird experiences verbatim, so never failing to disappoint, here I go.
Chiropractor: So you went to the University of Utah, huh?
Me: Yeah, I really enjoyed my time there.
Chiro: I was in Utah for the Olympics. I thought it was great.
Me: We must have been there the same time.
Chiro: How long did you get out for school?
Me: I think it was about a month. I really like Utah. It's such a clean place, especially compared to parts of VA and DC.
Chiro: Well, you know why that is, right?
Me: ...No, I don't. Why is that?
Chiro: It's because of John Smith.
Me: Who?
Chiro: John Smith. Their leader. He made them keep their lawn perfectly clean and everything.
Me: John Smith, huh?
Chiro: Oh, yeah.
Me: Any relation to Pocohontas? (under my breath)
Chiro: What?
Me: Was it really mandatory?
Chiro: Oh, it's written in their bible and everything.
Me: Interesting.
Chiro: Ever wonder why the streets are so wide downtown?
Me: Why the streets are so wide?
Chiro: Yeah, its so that the carriages had enough room to turn around while they were patrolling peoples' lawns.
Me: Really?
Chiro: Yep.
Now, before you judge me and think of how horrible I am for not seizing this missionary moment, let me remind you that this woman had my life in her hands for the next 10 minutes. She could have potentially paralyzed me at any given time. I wasn't ready to die that day...I hadn't read my scriptures or said my prayers, and I am sure I yelled at someone. Plus, I was enjoying the conversation. On a serious note, where do these people come up with these stories? Who would make something up like that? And, perhaps most important, who would perpetuate the story? There are some crazy folk out there. Here's to John Smith.